You don’t need a perfect opener.
You just need something playful enough to break the ice without trying too hard.

These knock-knock pick-up lines are short, flirty, and made to be sent — not overthought.
If you’re looking for an easy way to start a conversation, you’re in the right place.
Main one-liners

- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you… and I couldn’t help but text you 🙂 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug me text back yet? 😏 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima glad I saw your profile. 😊 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas text me back! 😄 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
**Don’t cry — just text back! 😉
Good for first message

- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce get to know each other 🙂 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go on a date sometime? 🤗 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher up and say hi 🙃 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to say hi 😄 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank goodness we matched 💛
A little risky (but worth it)

- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos willing to grab drinks if you are 😏 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love? 😘 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer 😉 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I get a text back? 😜 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t text you back… unless you do 😘
Want more flirty knock-knock jokes — not just openers?
Check out our full collection of playful, cute, and cheeky knock-knock jokes here → Knock-Knock Jokes & Puns
Looking for something softer and more heartfelt?
If you’re in the mood for sweet, romantic knock-knock jokes — perfect for a crush or someone special — you’ll find them here → Romantic Knock-Knock Jokes

Pun enthusiast. Snack-powered writer. Believes every bad joke deserves a second chance (and sometimes a third). When Emily’s not crafting puns, she’s trying to teach her alpaca to laugh. Founder of Punsplosion and part-time giggle dealer.



