Not every knock-knock joke is meant to be funny-loud.
Some are soft, sweet, and just a little bit cheesy — in the good way.
These romantic knock-knock jokes are made for love notes, gentle flirting, and moments when you want to make someone smile instead of laugh out loud.
Romantic knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you more than you think.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I just wanted to say I miss you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart you every time I smile at my phone.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moon.
Moon who?
Moon thinking about you tonight.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Us.
Us who?
Us… someday, hopefully.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dear.
Dear who?
Dear you, you make my day better.
For your crush
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?
Hi… I just wanted an excuse to talk to you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smile.
Smile who?
Smile — I hope I made you do that.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Note.
Note who?
Note to self: talking to you is my favorite part of the day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Day.
Day who?
Day just got better after texting you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wish.
Wish who?
Wish you knew how much I enjoy chatting with you.
For girlfriend / boyfriend
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Always.
Always who?
Always you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Home.
Home who?
Home is wherever you are.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Forever.
Forever who?
Forever sounds better with you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Us.
Us who?
Us — still my favorite thing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love you… just felt like reminding you.
Light love (cute & cozy)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cozy.
Cozy who?
Cozy nights are better with you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Warm.
Warm who?
Warm thoughts, thanks to you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soft.
Soft who?
Soft smiles like this one — because of you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Calm.
Calm who?
Calm moments feel nicer when I think of you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Here.
Here who?
Here, thinking about you again.
Sweet “I Miss You” Knock Knock Jokes 😿
Long distance? Busy schedules? These sweet knock knock jokes are perfect for saying “I miss you” without getting all mushy (but still a little mushy). Add them to your good night texts or surprise someone on a random Tuesday.
Knock knock. – Who’s there? – Yule. – Yule who? – Yule always have my heart, even when we’re apart.
Knock knock. – Who’s there? – Wanda. – Wanda who? – Wanda know when I’ll see you next.
Knock knock. – Who’s there? – Howard. – Howard who? – Howard you like a big hug right now?
Knock knock. – Who’s there? – Amos. – Amos who? – Amos definitely missing you.
Knock knock. – Who’s there? – Otto. – Otto who? – Otto call you more often, I know.
Want something more playful or bold?
If you’re looking for flirty openers or conversation starters, check out our knock-knock pick-up lines → Knock-Knock Pick-Up Lines
Want something more playful, not just romantic?
If you’re in the mood for light flirting, cute wordplay, and classic knock-knock humor, explore our full collection here → Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes & Puns
- Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Barry.
— Barry who?
Barry me in compliments, please. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Howard.
— Howard who?
Howard you like to go out sometime? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Peas.
— Peas who?
Peas be mine forever? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Cher.
— Cher who?
Cher-ing my heart with you. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Justin.
— Justin who?
Justin time to fall in love with me. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Will.
— Will who?
Will you go on a date with me or what? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Minnie.
— Minnie who?
Minnie times I thought of you today? Too many. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Bo.
— Bo who?
Bo mine and let’s be adorable. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Muffin.
— Muffin who?
Muffin compares to you. No, really. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Gum.
— Gum who?
Gum on, give me a chance. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Flan.
— Flan who?
Flan-tastic date idea: you, me, dessert. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Dove.
— Dove who?
Dove you since the moment you knocked. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Raisin.
— Raisin who?
Raisin the stakes — will you text back? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Heart.
— Heart who?
Heart to resist me, huh? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Fudge.
— Fudge who?
Fudge it — let’s fall in love. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Flirt.
— Flirt who?
Flirt me be real, I like you. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Wine.
— Wine who?
Wine you be mine already? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Penny.
— Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts… about us. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Date.
— Date who?
Date me maybe? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Sweater.
— Sweater who?
Sweater or not, I’m falling for you. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Brew.
— Brew who?
Brew-tiful inside and out — just sayin’. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Button.
— Button who?
Button line: I really like you. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Yarn.
— Yarn who?
Yarn the one I’ve been punning for.
- Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Honey.
— Honey who?
Honey, I’m stuck on you like glitter and bad decisions. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Sugar.
— Sugar who?
Sugar coat it — you like me. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Blush.
— Blush who?
Blush every time you text me. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Kiss.
— Kiss who?
Kiss who’s thinking about you? Me. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Toast.
— Toast who?
Toast to us — punfully ever after. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Cheek.
— Cheek who?
Cheek my messages. I sent you heart emojis. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Bubble.
— Bubble who?
Bubble wrap me up — I’m fragile without you. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Wink.
— Wink who?
Wink if you feel the same way. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Melt.
— Melt who?
Melt my heart with that smile again. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Cake.
— Cake who?
Cake my hand, let’s walk into the sunset. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Snuggle.
— Snuggle who?
Snuggle up — these jokes are warm. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Mwah.
— Mwah who?
Mwah you waiting for? Kiss me. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
S’more.
— S’more who?
S’more hugs, s’more you, s’more now. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Cuddle.
— Cuddle who?
Cuddle you blame me for falling? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Love.
— Love who?
Love you more than pizza — and that’s serious. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Cozy.
— Cozy who?
Cozy up with me and my bad jokes? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Tickle.
— Tickle who?
Tickle chance we’re soulmates? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Glow.
— Glow who?
Glow home with me tonight? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Heart.
— Heart who?
Heart you glad we matched? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Waffles.
— Waffles who?
Waffles you love me? Say yes. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Pop.
— Pop who?
Pop the question? Too soon? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Snacks.
— Snacks who?
Snacks and chill tonight? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Roses.
— Roses who?
Roses are red — I’m into you. - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Peach.
— Peach who?
Peach my heart if I’m wrong, but… date? - Knock knock.
— Who’s there?
Together.
— Together who?
Together we’re punstoppable.
Pun enthusiast. Snack-powered writer. Believes every bad joke deserves a second chance (and sometimes a third). When Emily’s not crafting puns, she’s trying to teach her alpaca to laugh. Founder of Punsplosion and part-time giggle dealer.
